You didn't ban anyone.
Then unlimited peace
And my brother farted. I'm melting
Then unlimited peace
And my brother farted. I'm melting
Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: July 8, 2024, 7:56 am
Thread Rating:
|
The Unlimited Supply Game
|
Gross
Unlimited airplane tickets for all companies
(nice way to escape farts)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
All flights are to Zimbabwe
Unlimited chances to ruin other people's unlimited stuff without having to come up with something unlimited that you want.
But you are hated by everyone else in the thread.
 Unlimited control over all of your orgasms
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
But you only get one orgasm per decade.
Unlimited survivability. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
But you become anhedonic and start shitposting on random forums (cough cough)
Unlimited flying abilities
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
August 29, 2014 at 8:16 pm
(This post was last modified: August 29, 2014 at 8:16 pm by Losty.)
But only for one day in your life and using anything unlimited makes you feel excruciating pain.
You can ingest an unlimited amount of food and not get fat
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
But you get horrible food poisoning
|
|
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
![[Image: crying.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=buxvertise.com%2Fimages%2Fforum%2Fbbcode%2Femo%2Fcrying.gif)
Users browsing this thread: 17 Guest(s)
