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The Unlimited Supply Game

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The Unlimited Supply Game
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#561
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 14, 2014 at 3:22 pm
(September 14, 2014 at 4:20 am)oukoida Wrote: Unlimited space rockets

They are already in orbit. Now you have to wait for them all to fall back into the earth and cause the apocalypse. What have you done!?!

Unlimited meme creation talent.
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#562
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 14, 2014 at 3:59 pm
They are all shitty memes and only 12-year-olds like them.

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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#563
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 14, 2014 at 4:46 pm
Written by fundies

Unlimited dishes of Dolma
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#564
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 14, 2014 at 5:16 pm
The resulting diarrhea loosens your bowels to the point where you shit yourself to death.

Unlimited healthful bowel movements.

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#565
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 14, 2014 at 5:21 pm
(September 14, 2014 at 5:16 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Unlimited healthful bowel movements.
No T.P.

Unlimited T.P.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 14, 2014 at 5:30 pm
But it stands for tooth picks and they flood your house. In the end you become a porcupine and no one wants to hug you anymore Sad

Unlimited hugs (from Losty, possibly)
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 14, 2014 at 5:32 pm (This post was last modified: September 14, 2014 at 5:33 pm by Darkstar.)
It's that hard, gritty kind that breaks when you try to wipe with it.

Unlimited energy so I never have to sleep and never get tired.
(September 14, 2014 at 5:30 pm)oukoida Wrote: Unlimited hugs (from Losty, possibly)

Beat me to it. They're bear hugs that result in a broken rib-cage.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 14, 2014 at 6:54 pm
Quote:Unlimited energy so I never have to sleep and never get tired.

The lack of REM sleep sends you insane and you eat your neighbours (and not in the fun way).

Unlimited fun.

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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 14, 2014 at 7:06 pm
YOLO kills you

Unlimited good music
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#570
RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 15, 2014 at 12:01 am
But it's you're the last man on Earth and you have nothing to listen to music on.

Unlimited immunity to zombies.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?

Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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