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The Unlimited Supply Game
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^ you get ducks unlimited but they aren't a good species for eating.
I want unlimited sleep. 
But you also get unlimited nightmares.
Unlimited lucid dreams
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."  (September 15, 2014 at 5:33 pm)oukoida Wrote: But you also get unlimited nightmares. But you never wake up. Unlimited comfort.
Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.  RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 15, 2014 at 6:06 pm
(This post was last modified: September 15, 2014 at 6:07 pm by Exian.)
Ray Comfort Mwahahahaaa
Unlimited veto power over the poster below me.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
Excepting Brian Sodding Boru 4 (the exception that proves the rule).
Unlimited rules. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
No one gives a shit about following them
Unlimited good politicians
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
Who never get elected to office.
Unlimited pickles. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
They taste like shit
Unlimited Jimmy Page
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Dead bodies
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