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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 12:01 pm
No one gets offended, but they download a truckload of cocaine right in your huge nose and you die of ridiculous overdose.
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"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 12:08 pm
(This post was last modified: September 19, 2014 at 12:10 pm by StealthySkeptic.)
It turns into sugar and gives you and your huge nose
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Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 12:08 pm
But your huge nose gets so full of cocaine and you suffocate.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 12:45 pm
(September 19, 2014 at 12:08 pm)Losty Wrote: But your huge nose gets so full of cocaine and you suffocate.
Unlimited nostril space
You become all nostrils and nothing else and everybody misses the harlot.
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Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 12:48 pm
You can no longer taste sweetness.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 2:01 pm
But you have a huge nose and everything smells like vomit and asshole.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 2:02 pm
(September 19, 2014 at 2:01 pm)Losty Wrote: But you have a huge nose and everything smells like vomit and asshole.
Unlimited resistance to vomiting assholes.
Absolutely no resistance to vomiting douchebags.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 2:06 pm
You have to work at McDonald's for minimum wage to get it; they just suspend time indefinitely until you've earned how much you want.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 2:13 pm
All knock knock jokes.
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I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 19, 2014 at 2:23 pm
They all rotted a month ago.
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Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
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