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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 6, 2014 at 2:26 pm
From Edward Scissor Hands
Unlimited clean energy
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 6, 2014 at 2:29 pm
The energy it produces smells like farts and so no one uses it.
Unlimited YouTube fame.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 6, 2014 at 4:28 pm
Fame is based on the amount of people who know you. You're crushed to death underneath an infinite amount of people who are also crushed to death or suffocate in the vacuum of space. They all know its your fault. The video of this gets infinite views and 0 likes.
Unlimited wishes
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 6, 2014 at 5:15 pm
They are only granted for other people.
Unlimited computer durability.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 6, 2014 at 6:41 pm
But it has as the computational power and speed of a Commodore 64.
Unlimited cooking skills
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 6, 2014 at 6:47 pm
But you can only consume shit.
Unlimited vision, to see beyond the human spectrum.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 6, 2014 at 6:49 pm
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Everything is too bright and you can't see shit
Unlimited patience
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 6, 2014 at 7:37 pm
You wait too long for something and die because of that.
Unlimited spring.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 1:45 am
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
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RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
September 7, 2014 at 3:33 pm
With concomitant unlimited energy bills.
Unlimited love from the person most in yoiur heart (hi, Shell).
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