Unlimited steak....
But you're a vegetarian.
Unlimited beer
But you're a vegetarian.
Unlimited beer
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The Unlimited Supply Game
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It's non-alcoholic beer that is not well refrigerated at all.
Unlimited iDevices.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
Without batteries
Unlimited cravats
But you get killed because you have to be in 17th century Croatia for that to be fashionable.
Unlimited Gordon Ramsay TV shows.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
But you can't stop swearing even in formal contexts
Unlimited ability to selectively hear specific sounds while being deaf to background noises
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
All that comes through is someone muttering 'Blood...blood...blood' in a German accent.
Unlimited German accents. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Ja, but as you vill soon fint out, zis kan bekome fery fery annoyink. Unt you are drifen to madness. It vill be kommon to hear you schoutink "Ich pooped mine hosen!"
Despite that--Unlimited Scottish accents.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue
You're deaf
Unlimited libyan accent 
But I'm only permitted to whisper so no one hears me.
Unlimited common sense
But you're living in an illogical fantasy world
Unlimited dragons |
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