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Current time: January 13, 2025, 5:31 am
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The Unlimited Supply Game
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Unlimited secret admirers
They are all ugly.
Unlimited free White House passes.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Sarah Palin is president forever. Lolol
Ummmm. Unlimited caloric intake without gaining tons of weight!
They don't work, all of them
Unlimited fire extinguishers that work
...but are highly toxic for everyone around.
Unlimited unbannability (is that even a word?) on the ban thread
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
You get banned from the forum
Unlimited twilight sequels
They're all exactly the same
Unlimited breast milk lol |
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