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The Unlimited Supply Game
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But you can't afford them.
Unlimited paid holidays 
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty. Join me on atheistforums Slack  (pester tibs via pm if you need invite) 
You get to spend them all with your in-laws
 Unlimited sex (I know that's been posted before but.. on my mind lol.) 
Your partner gives you herpes.
Unlimited Peruvian marching powder. 
Unlimited confusion because WTF is that shit?
Unlimited Sunset Overdrive.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
No electricity
Unlimited elasticity 
Unlimited pain.
Unlimited potential for employment at any place I want.
Every place is closed except for McDonald's.
Unlimited Xbox One.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense. 
But you don't know how to play.
Unlimited nintendo-ish knowledge. 
But you only own a NES.
Unlimited bread products! (I am a bread fiend.) RE: The Unlimited Supply Game
December 4, 2014 at 5:03 pm
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2014 at 5:03 pm by DemonicLemon.)
You only get knowledge on knockoff Nintendo products.
EDIT: you get a yeast infection everywhere Unlimited ability to re-write space and time on a moment's notice. |
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