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Sex is sacred. (split)
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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 12:55 am
I guess you wouls rather the poor souls go cold and hungry.

At least I'm helping to feed them.


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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 7:09 am
I say "Oh God" when I cum.

Does that count as sacred?
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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 7:16 am
(January 18, 2010 at 7:09 am)Zen Badger Wrote: I say "Oh God" when I cum.

Does that count as sacred?

It certainly does, but not as sacred as crying out "IPU(BBHHH)"
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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 10:08 am
And if I tell her "I am the FSM, behold my noodly appendage!" Does that make it sacred?
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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 10:11 am
(January 18, 2010 at 10:08 am)Dotard Wrote: And if I tell her "I am the FSM, behold my noodly appendage!" Does that make it sacred?

Blasphemy! You shalt not worship false gods!

The IPU(BBHHH) is the one true god.
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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 10:14 am
My orgasm sounds increasingly like "Ohhhhh....Jaffa Cakes!".
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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 10:19 am
(January 18, 2010 at 10:11 am)theVOID Wrote: The IPU(BBHHH) is the one true god.

AND it just so happens she is invisible. How convienent!

You can see my noodly appendage. (upon request)
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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 10:21 am
(January 18, 2010 at 10:19 am)Dotard Wrote:
(January 18, 2010 at 10:11 am)theVOID Wrote: The IPU(BBHHH) is the one true god.

AND it just so happens she is invisible. How convienent!

You can see my noodly appendage. (upon request)

You can also see her pinkness upon request for she is the source of all that is warm, moist and pink.
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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 10:27 am
Oh? If she is truely the source then I hereby praise and worship the IPU for I have seen her pinkness in all her glory and never realized it was her sacredness.

All hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn!
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RE: Sex is sacred. (split)
January 18, 2010 at 10:32 am
(January 18, 2010 at 10:27 am)Dotard Wrote: Oh? If she is truely the source then I hereby praise and worship the IPU for I have seen her pinkness in all her glory and never realized it was her sacredness.

All hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn!

It is her greatest gift to life and also part of her great treaty with the demi-god FSM and his noodly appendage!

All hail her pinkness.
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