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What Happens When Evangelical Virgin Men Get Married?
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Wish I could talk to someone about sex.
Very nice post. This kind of mainpulation of people's sexuality really screws them up.
A perfect god sure knows best how to make his creation live healthily and happily!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped. Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder. Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids." 
Fuck thís shit! No ass slapping? Damn I started grabbing my girlfriend's ass before we started dating, I guess I'm a lost cause eh?
One thing I hate about religion is the sacred and puritanist dogma placed upon sexual activity. It's not healthy, in fact it's retarded and primitive. It's just sex, it's fun 
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
(August 19, 2014 at 10:55 am)Blackout Wrote: Fuck thís shit! No ass slapping? Damn I started grabbing my girlfriend's ass before we started dating, I guess I'm a lost cause eh? Isn't it awkward? 
Can't help but think I'll be seeing several of those men in the article at various Gay AA meetings in the years to come.
Nothing says awesome sex partner like "virgin evangelical man".
JesusHChrist!  (August 19, 2014 at 11:36 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: Nothing says awesome sex partner like "virgin evangelical man". Especially when giving your dick more than a few shakes is considered "beastly".
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson (August 19, 2014 at 11:39 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote:(August 19, 2014 at 11:36 am)JesusHChrist Wrote: Nothing says awesome sex partner like "virgin evangelical man". Why would you shake it? Serious question. |
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