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Gods are Sexy
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Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:33 am
Seriously. Of all things I find to be erotic it is a god. The more sadistic a god is like a Yahweh or Allah it goes into my more BDSM fantasies and the more loving a god is like Krishna it goes into my more romantic fantasies.

Am I perhaps the only person int he world who finds the mere concepts of gods to be very erotic?
To me the vast majority of it is like the ultimate M/s relationship. Having an omnimax being be aware of everything you do, it is like a sub's best dream.

Could I be "theosexual"?


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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:36 am
Finally, someone like me.
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:39 am
(August 20, 2014 at 11:36 am)czúzyt ylgájla Wrote: Finally, someone like me.

If Allah was my master I would not mind him throwing me into Jahannam to be tortured forever. I just hope I get to wear latex or leather.

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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:43 am
I'm more of the "How did that guy just wipe our entire team?" type of god. Not many people find it all that sexy other than my 20 something year old male teammates. Unfortunately they aren't my type.
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:46 am
Of course gods are sexy. That's why there's a christian denomination where the people literally want to have sex with Jesus. The men are expected to pretend to be women, though. No homo Jesus.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:48 am
I realize there are questions about his divinity, but David Koresh was a drop dead handsome bottom (I hope!).

Boink a God, WOOT !!!
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:49 am
(August 20, 2014 at 11:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Of course gods are sexy. That's why there's a christian denomination where the people literally want to have sex with Jesus. The men are expected to pretend to be women, though. No homo Jesus.
You know, I thought you were joking until I googled this site:

http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus

Hell's teeth. Confusedhock:
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:51 am
(August 20, 2014 at 11:39 am)PhiloTech Wrote: If Allah was my master I would not mind him throwing me into Jahannam to be tortured forever. I just hope I get to wear latex or leather.

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Any god like that would be a terrible dom. No concern for consent or safety at all. Undecided

Mind you, as a fantasy, the idea of a godlike dom and his human submissive would be interesting... Perhaps I'll write about that someday. Big Grin
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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:55 am
(August 20, 2014 at 11:49 am)Diablo Wrote:
(August 20, 2014 at 11:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Of course gods are sexy. That's why there's a christian denomination where the people literally want to have sex with Jesus. The men are expected to pretend to be women, though. No homo Jesus.
You know, I thought you were joking until I googled this site:

http://www.xfamily.org/index.php/Loving_Jesus

Hell's teeth. Confusedhock:

I was not joking. ROFLOL
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Gods are Sexy
August 20, 2014 at 11:57 am (This post was last modified: August 20, 2014 at 11:58 am by ComradeMeow.)
(August 20, 2014 at 11:51 am)Esquilax Wrote: Any god like that would be a terrible dom. No concern for consent or safety at all. Undecided

THAT WOULD MAKE HIM AN AWESOME DOM! ARE YOU KIDDING!

Quote:Mind you, as a fantasy, the idea of a godlike dom and his human submissive would be interesting... Perhaps I'll write about that someday. Big Grin

I am actually already writing about it Big Grin

a Krishna and Shiva BDSM story Big Grin
(August 20, 2014 at 11:55 am)Chad32 Wrote: I was not joking. ROFLOL

The Chad-man never jokes. Dodgy

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