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RE: cheer me up
August 21, 2014 at 10:53 am
Had a letter from the blood bank today. They said I'm type B, but it was a typo.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: cheer me up
August 21, 2014 at 8:02 pm
Stop try to cheer him up...
We atheists are supposed to be constantly depressed, what with no grandparents, no afterlife, no morals, no pleasure, no skydaddy looking out for us, etc, just an accurate representation of reality to keep us warm and fuzzy at night!
(No wonder we lash out out the poor old Christians trying to help us)
Anyway, one of the funniest things I've ever seen on YouTube is the classic
Lego Darth Vader in the canteen!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.