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Football and Jesus
Minimalist Offline Donators
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Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 2:53 pm
Ah...what a combo.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/04/co...m-signing/

Quote:Conservative Christians plan protest, boycott of Dallas Cowboys over Michael Sam signing

Quote:“We cannot just stand idly by as Christian values and morals are trampled,” said Jack Burkman, the GOP lobbyist working to keep Sam out of the NFL. “We will do whatever we can to preserve family values in this country.”
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RE: Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 2:55 pm
Still, Jesus is very concerned about sincerity of belief (in Him, silly) and will mete out wins and losses accordingly.

Meanwhile Ebola decimates Africa . . .
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RE: Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 2:56 pm
Once again the god squad proving that, out of all the people in the world the ones least likely to get into their heaven is them.
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RE: Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 3:01 pm
Forget the NFL. What about Broadway? Who will save musical theater from the queers if the Christers are focusing on football? Where the fuck are the Westboro Baptists when they're needed?
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RE: Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 3:02 pm
It's a slippery slope. Next people in America will be watching near-naked muscle men, covered in baby oil, wrestling with thousands cheering them on.
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RE: Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 3:06 pm
Like in Turkey ??


WOOT !!!
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RE: Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 3:10 pm
This is good stuff - a gay football player, playing for Dallas, in the heart of the babble belt.

Satan has quite the sense of humor. Much more so than dour old Jesus.
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RE: Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 3:17 pm (This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 3:17 pm by Jackalope.)
Quote:“We cannot just stand idly by as Christian values and morals are trampled,” said Jack Burkman, the GOP lobbyist working to keep Sam out of the NFL. “We will do whatever we can to preserve bigotry in this country.”


Fixed that for him.

Jack, ain't nobody trampling on your values and morals. You're free to be a bigot if you choose. The rest of us are likewise free to not be bigots.
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RE: Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 3:23 pm
A gay man plays american football, causing family values to be destroyed. I see no problem with this logic Tongue
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
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RE: Football and Jesus
September 4, 2014 at 3:25 pm
Why are these people so obsessed with homosexuality? There's something unnatural about it.
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