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Jesus Loves You
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#21
RE: Jesus Loves You
September 12, 2014 at 1:14 pm
Jesus loves you

But, he loves ewes more.
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#22
RE: Jesus Loves You
September 13, 2014 at 2:36 am
First sign went up tonight. Will take a pic in daylight. It looks funny as hell.
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#23
RE: Jesus Loves You
September 13, 2014 at 3:36 am
Jesus loves you


Please note the following are excepted from this message.
Jews
Atheists
Muslims
Hindus
Taoists
Buddhist
Native Americans
Pagans
Self righteous assholes
General assholes
Sluts
Gays ( unless your a apostle)
Murders
Thrives
Sabbath breakers
Hipsters
Scientists
And probably a few I have not thought of.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#24
RE: Jesus Loves You
September 13, 2014 at 1:21 pm
Jesus loves you

...daddy issues.
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#25
RE: Jesus Loves You
September 13, 2014 at 2:28 pm
Don't care.
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#26
RE: Jesus Loves You
September 14, 2014 at 3:50 am
Jesus loves you

Doggy style
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#27
RE: Jesus Loves You
September 15, 2014 at 11:46 am
Jesus Loves You
So love him back or suffer
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#28
RE: Jesus Loves You
September 15, 2014 at 9:42 pm
Jesus loves you.
You've been baptized right?
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#29
RE: Jesus Loves You
September 16, 2014 at 5:44 pm
Here's two pics (apologies for the poor quality. Shot was through the windshield and from a distance.) The new sign says "Zeus Loves you More".

My GF and I call the sign "Zeus" now and as of today Zeus still lives! He's a bit beat up. I think someone tried to tear him down, but they did not prevail!

The signs look small in the pictures, but are very much readable from cars at any point in the intersection.

The next sign will probably be "Long Time". Snicker...

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RE: Jesus Loves You
September 16, 2014 at 7:48 pm (This post was last modified: September 16, 2014 at 7:50 pm by JesusHChrist.)
Zeus has bit the dust. Some Jesus freak has smitten Zeus and he lies broken on the ground. He lasted about three days.

Poor Zeus.

Notice it's the Christians who are intolerant SOBs which should not surprise anyone.
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