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Poll: Is this unacceptable?
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Completely disrespectful
14.29%
2 14.29%
Fucking hilarious
57.14%
8 57.14%
Don't care
28.57%
4 28.57%
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Being gay in the afterlife.
#21
RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
Since it's not Fred's (g)ravesite, I'm thinking it takes out the illicit thrill of public graveyard homo-sex.

Anyone find out where Fred's is, please post forthwith.

Forsooth?



BTW, I'm receiving another revelation:



Fred is still in Hell.

He is not just being tormented by demons, 2nd Sunday of every month, Satan himself drops by for a conjugal.

Fred swears quite a bit while birthing new demons from his asshole, and it further distresses Fred all those new demons are male, resemble him, and immediately start buggering him. (they emerge fully formed, and in Large, extra-Large, XXL, up to XXXXXXXXXXL)

Fred also continuously vomits red hot santorum.
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#22
RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
If he's getting butt buggered in hell, maybe it's not a good idea to posthumously gay him.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#23
RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
Hell's ironic punishment division keeps track of and makes all allowances as necessary.
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#24
Being gay in the afterlife.
Nice. Now I can tell haters they risk having gays having sex on their grave Smile and link them to pictures too!

And frankly: I couldn't care less if any of the Phelps felt bad about this. In fact I hope they do. It might be educational.

On the character of the people doing it: I have no way of telling whether they just do it for the lolz, or if they were themselves in some way hurt by WBC doing stuff like this. For all I know these people could have had WBC picketing at the funeral of one of their own loved ones.

And I know I would get them back if anything like that ever happened to me.
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#25
RE: Being gay in the afterlife.
I just said I found it disrespectul, but I am not being anti homosexual. I mean over all you go to a graveyard to respect the dead not pull.

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