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Borowitz
October 1, 2014 at 3:37 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MDk5ODMyS0


Quote:WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Iraq’s new Prime Minister, Haider al-Abadi, has cancelled a scheduled visit to the White House, citing “concerns about the security situation there.”

Speaking to reporters in Baghdad on Wednesday, Abadi said that he had been looking forward to visiting the White House but that recent reports had “given me the willies.”

“They really need to get on top of things there,” he said. “Until they do, I’m better off staying in Iraq.”
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RE: Borowitz
October 1, 2014 at 3:47 pm
Haider's gonna haid. smh
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RE: Borowitz
October 1, 2014 at 4:08 pm
Damn, the white house needs more security. Maybe it's time they called in Arnold and Sylvester for security.
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