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You're probably a christian if...
January 27, 2010 at 12:11 pm
,...you're convinced that the US is a Christian nation and all those atheists pointing to the Constitution and the Treaty of Tripoli are just blowing smoke.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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RE: You're probably a christian if...
January 27, 2010 at 12:29 pm
... you cannot accept, in spite of all the historical evidence, logical arguments and incredible body of contradicting and added/deleted texts of the Bible that man created Christianity.
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RE: You're probably a christian if...
January 27, 2010 at 4:14 pm
...God influences the Superbowl, but Satan influenced 9/11.
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RE: You're probably a christian if...
January 27, 2010 at 4:16 pm
... you disregard reason or lack education to respect reason.
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RE: You're probably a christian if...
January 27, 2010 at 6:07 pm
...you think people asking for evidence of God is the funniest thing.
...you think the US is a Godless nation and that non Christians are actually the ones doing all the finger pointing
...you think rather than open your mouth and belch
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RE: You're probably a christian if...
January 28, 2010 at 9:01 am
.... if, willing to discuss with atheists on a forum in the first place, you either insist on nevertheless dodging a whole bunch of their questions, or you insist on pretending the questions are rhetorical ones or are statements that you declare are "Baseless" even when you probably are well aware that they are just genuine questions.
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RE: You're probably a christian if...
January 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
...If you think the biggest mass killer in all of fiction is in fact the 'God of love'
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
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RE: You're probably a christian if...
January 28, 2010 at 9:48 pm
... insist, despite obvious contradictions in the text and personalities ascribed to the same man, in believing in Jesus as one historical person.
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RE: You're probably a christian if...
January 29, 2010 at 7:53 am
... you believe in a just world, that everyone gets what they deserve.
... believe there's such forces at work as good and evil and that they're portioned out in two ways: 1) as punishment for evil deeds of the past 2) as tests of faith upon the good like Job was tested in a bet between god and satan.
lol - beware the person of one book (most don't even understand it).
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