You're probably a christian if...

[Dotard]

,...you're convinced that the US is a Christian nation and all those atheists pointing to the Constitution and the Treaty of Tripoli are just blowing smoke.

[Autumnlicious]

... you cannot accept, in spite of all the historical evidence, logical arguments and incredible body of contradicting and added/deleted texts of the Bible that man created Christianity.

[Meatball]

...God influences the Superbowl, but Satan influenced 9/11.

[Zhalentine]

... you disregard reason or lack education to respect reason.

[Watson]

Looking at these examples, a better title for this topic would be "You probably think you are a Christian if..."

[fr0d0]

...you think people asking for evidence of God is the funniest thing.

...you think the US is a Godless nation and that non Christians are actually the ones doing all the finger pointing

...you think rather than open your mouth and belch

[Edwardo Piet]

.... if, willing to discuss with atheists on a forum in the first place, you either insist on nevertheless dodging a whole bunch of their questions, or you insist on pretending the questions are rhetorical ones or are statements that you declare are "Baseless" even when you probably are well aware that they are just genuine questions.

EvF

[downbeatplumb]

...If you think the biggest mass killer in all of fiction is in fact the 'God of love'

[Autumnlicious]

... insist, despite obvious contradictions in the text and personalities ascribed to the same man, in believing in Jesus as one historical person.

[TruthWorthy]

... you believe in a just world, that everyone gets what they deserve.
... believe there's such forces at work as good and evil and that they're portioned out in two ways: 1) as punishment for evil deeds of the past 2) as tests of faith upon the good like Job was tested in a bet between god and satan.
lol - beware the person of one book (most don't even understand it).