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Bibleman?!?!
#1
Bibleman?!?!
Dafuq is this shit?! Is this a spoof? A really bad episode 7 attempt?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk23atjqtMQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8KRqlfwNnM

I... how... why.... what....Confused Fall The fail!! It burns!!! It burns so much!!!


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"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#2
RE: Bibleman?!?!
Nope, it's really real.
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#3
RE: Bibleman?!?!
Oh, yeah....jesus freaks love to pretend that their fucking god is real.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibleman
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#4
RE: Bibleman?!?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAU-HQPRk2g



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#5
RE: Bibleman?!?!
(October 2, 2014 at 12:27 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Nope, it's really real.

No. No, you're wrong. Its made up!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAU-HQPRk2g

This was where I saw it!
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#6
RE: Bibleman?!?!
There should a be porno spoof of Bibleman.

"Annointed in His Love"
"Spank me with thy Rod of Iron!"
"Bibleman and Thunderthighs: A love story"
"Men in Tights: The Musical"
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#7
RE: Bibleman?!?!
They just keep adding supernatural beings to their monotheistic religion. 200 years from now, that fucker's gonna be canon.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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#8
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The Jesus people have always been a little out of touch with the rest of the world. This is what they think is real good media.
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#9
RE: Bibleman?!?!
Yup.

I've recently discovered bibleman through Downbeat's link and others while scanning YouTube.

Welcome to religious dumbphukistan, a province of the good ol' US of A.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#10
RE: Bibleman?!?!
(October 2, 2014 at 12:53 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote:
Best quote "The only thing that can kill Bibleman is reason."
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