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Who's ready for frozen poop pills!
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RE: Who's ready for frozen poop pills!
(October 11, 2014 at 10:31 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I suspect the adjustment period for someone with C. Diff is pretty short for this. I'd take a doo doo pill in a heartbeat if it would get rid of constant diarrhea.

Not just constant diarrhea, but constant, highly acidic, watery diarrhea with a smell that will peel paint a half-mile away. I've worked in nursing homes where residents had C-Dif and it was a fuckin' nightmare for everyone involved.
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RE: Who's ready for frozen poop pills!
(October 11, 2014 at 11:30 pm)TaraJo Wrote:
(October 11, 2014 at 10:31 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I suspect the adjustment period for someone with C. Diff is pretty short for this. I'd take a doo doo pill in a heartbeat if it would get rid of constant diarrhea.

Not just constant diarrhea, but constant, highly acidic, watery diarrhea with a smell that will peel paint a half-mile away. I've worked in nursing homes where residents had C-Dif and it was a fuckin' nightmare for everyone involved.

If I had something like that, I'd be popping those pills like candy.
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If the dose is one, and you would happily eat a 12 ounce bag, I'm thinking the folks a Brach's need to make a new flavor
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#24
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Those people have to take 15 poo pills a day. I don't buy the idea that these capsules that withstand stomach acid can only be made in clear. It's 2014, make a bright blue pill that doesn't look like poo poo so people don't have to watch themselves put a brown pill in their mouths.

Although there might be some placebo effect for actually watching a poo colored pill go in your mouth...
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(October 11, 2014 at 7:50 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I read the article, and it sounds legit. Just a little on the gross side.

I kind of wanted to make a poop joke. Surely this thread will devolve into poop jokes.

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Does bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "eat shit," though.
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(October 12, 2014 at 10:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Does bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "eat shit," though.

Wait until you're in and they bring out the leeches and maggots.

Yes, they are legit treatments.

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(October 12, 2014 at 10:31 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(October 12, 2014 at 10:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Does bring a whole new meaning to the phrase "eat shit," though.

Wait until you're in and they bring out the leeches and maggots.

Yes, they are legit treatments.

I know maggots can help eat away necrotized tissue, but I didn't know leeches were still a legitimate medical treatment anymore.
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(October 12, 2014 at 10:42 pm)TaraJo Wrote:
(October 12, 2014 at 10:31 pm)Beccs Wrote: Wait until you're in and they bring out the leeches and maggots.

Yes, they are legit treatments.

I know maggots can help eat away necrotized tissue, but I didn't know leeches were still a legitimate medical treatment anymore.

Leeches are often the best option for safely removing congested blood from a wound. Some ancient and folk treatments have value in the modern world.

Others should be forgotten completely.

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