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A Narnia spoof
October 18, 2014 at 6:38 am
I wonna do a spoof of Narnia called republicans go to narnia. So far all I have is in the first sequence in Narnia they shoot thomas for being of the devil and then make plans to start strip mining. A little help here?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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RE: A Narnia spoof
October 18, 2014 at 7:42 am
They'd like the hierachy being all white people though,the White queen especially would really float their boat.
And of course they'd try and shoot Aslan for sport, but he'd escape because of his "special skill set".
I also forsee many beaver jokes.
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RE: A Narnia spoof
October 18, 2014 at 8:07 am
Send them to Tim Burtons Underland (or wonderland).
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RE: A Narnia spoof
October 21, 2014 at 12:05 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2014 at 12:06 pm by JeffofGallifrey.)
And they decide to force Aslan's moral beliefs on the entire country... Back to the good old days and witch executions! Lol.
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RE: A Narnia spoof
October 27, 2014 at 7:50 am
In Northern Ireland a republican is completely different, an dissident republican are the ones blamed for putting bombs everywhere.
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RE: A Narnia spoof
October 27, 2014 at 8:15 am
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RE: A Narnia spoof
October 28, 2014 at 3:56 am
(October 27, 2014 at 7:50 am)C4RM5 Wrote: In Northern Ireland a republican is completely different, an dissident republican are the ones blamed for putting bombs everywhere.
I was thinking sarah plain types.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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