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Damned Satancunts
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Naimless?
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 5:35 pm
(October 24, 2014 at 4:31 pm)Heywood Wrote: Ten Commandment Monument reduced to rubble.

Quote:The Secret Service says the man told them that Satan made him crash his car into the statue.

He also told agents that Satan told him to urinate on the statue.

Sounds like something Minimalist would do.

http://kfor.com/2014/10/24/ten-commandme...to-rubble/


What a great fucking idea. Wish I'd thought of it Woodie...you fuckhead.

BTW, in case you forgot, your 'god' gets pissed when you worship idols.
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 5:40 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2014 at 5:40 pm by Heywood.)
(October 24, 2014 at 5:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 24, 2014 at 4:31 pm)Heywood Wrote: Ten Commandment Monument reduced to rubble.


Sounds like something Minimalist would do.

http://kfor.com/2014/10/24/ten-commandme...to-rubble/


What a great fucking idea. Wish I'd thought of it Woodie...you fuckhead.

BTW, in case you forgot, your 'god' gets pissed when you worship idols.

You're too stupid to think it up....that's how I knew the ding danged physco who did it wasn't you.....that and you're so old you probably pee in a diaper.
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 5:43 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2014 at 5:43 pm by DramaQueen.)
What's wrong with being so old that you pee in a diaper?
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 5:47 pm
Nonetheless, I appreciate your attempt to mimic my other threads. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Plus....you're far too much of a dipshit to think of anything on your own.
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 5:52 pm
(October 24, 2014 at 5:43 pm)DramaQueen Wrote: What's wrong with being so old that you pee in a diaper?

Nothing wrong with it....but it does make it a little hard to urinate on a monument if your pee is stuck in a diaper.
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 5:57 pm
Every dog in the neighborhood has peed on that 10 commandment statue, and NOW somebody is worked up a person has done it ?

If they were serious about the urine issue the damn thing would be polyurethaned or electrified.


AND



If the statue did not include "Defraud not", it ain't a fucking 10 Commandment statue in the fucking first place, ACCORDING TO JEEBUS.
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 8:23 pm
I'm kind of thinking naimless, too. That guy was a butthole, but he made me laugh a few times. This guy makes me laugh in the same way- by saying the exact thing he shouldn't at the right moment.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 8:36 pm (This post was last modified: October 24, 2014 at 8:40 pm by vorlon13.)
BTW, looks like that is a PROTESTANT 10 commandments display, instead of a CATHOLIC or HEBREW set.


What's up with that ?


Catholics and Jews get to go fuck themselves in Oklahoma ??
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RE: Damned Satancunts
October 24, 2014 at 10:09 pm
(October 24, 2014 at 4:39 pm)Jenny A Wrote: The Satan worshiping forum is that way >>>>>>>>

Seriously, what part of not having a belief in a god or gods, don't you get? Yahweh, Jesus, Jehovah, Alla, Shiva, Zeus, Ra, Isis, and yes . . . Satan, are all gods. They are also all fiction.

I was mildly offended that I was not on this list.

Then I realized you were talking about gods that aren't real. I'm glad that you understand the distinction.

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