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Water, water, everywhere.....
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Water, water, everywhere.....
October 31, 2014 at 3:23 pm
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RE: Water, water, everywhere.....
October 31, 2014 at 3:26 pm
Water has been around forever. Even before Yahweh came along. He didn't even create water in Genesis. It was already there, and he just separated it and made land rise up from it. Don't ask how liquid water would form without heat.
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October 31, 2014 at 4:08 pm
Oh ffs Min, soon the idiots will be claiming their biblical flood is possible. Oh, wait.... Big Grin
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October 31, 2014 at 4:15 pm
I am more worried they would claim god was indeed hovering over water in the beginning, before creating earth.
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October 31, 2014 at 4:15 pm
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October 31, 2014 at 4:19 pm
Unsurprising, as water is probably the most common chemical compound in the universe
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October 31, 2014 at 4:24 pm
IIRC, H2 is the most common, then H2O gets sloppy seconds on that, thanks to those crazy two lonely electrons on the upper layer of the oxygen atom.
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RE: Water, water, everywhere.....
October 31, 2014 at 6:12 pm
No no no, it’s all to do with Noah's flood shooting water into space and making the craters on the Moon (the Lunar Bukkake theory). Don't any of you guys watch NephilimFree's videos?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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October 31, 2014 at 7:53 pm
While I have heard of him through response videos of his apologetics of Elisha's bears, I haven't really heard about waters shooting up forcefully enough to leave craters on the moon.
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October 31, 2014 at 8:01 pm
(October 31, 2014 at 7:53 pm)Chad32 Wrote: While I have heard of him through response videos of his apologetics of Elisha's bears, I haven't really heard about waters shooting up forcefully enough to leave craters on the moon.

It would be like earth tried to give the moon an enema ??
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