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"Very very close to the second coming" again.

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"Very very close to the second coming" again.
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#91
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 11:40 am
I really want to join in with these puns, but I'm in a Russia this morning.
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#92
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 11:42 am
When you bend Dover like that I can see your Naples!
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#93
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 11:50 am
Dubai, Dubai! Tonga go taking my child driving.
If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god.  If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.
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#94
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 11:54 am
Irish you under suspicion of first degree murder. You're not getting off Scot free.
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#95
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 1:02 pm
Orange you glad we are not using fruits?
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#96
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Paris the thought!
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#97
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 2:28 pm
Wonder if he'll make as much money from this as Camping did?

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#98
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 2:30 pm (This post was last modified: December 14, 2014 at 2:31 pm by robvalue.)
We'll be OK if the number of atheists keeps Dublin.
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#99
RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 2:35 pm
But if more and more of us keep Dublin, won't we each receive a smaller and smaller portion?
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RE: "Very very close to the second coming" again.
December 14, 2014 at 6:21 pm
(December 14, 2014 at 2:35 pm)whateverist Wrote: But if more and more of us keep Dublin, won't we each receive a smaller and smaller portion?

We'll have to come up with something to Sweden the pot!

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