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Spooky Offline Donators
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Hello
December 13, 2014 at 12:14 pm
Was raised in a family that pretended to be religious. Drank the kool aide for awhile, to the point of even being a sunday school teacher at one point.

I am very well read on most major religions, and spend most of my time in my personal Library. I believe intelligence and religious zeal are more often than not inversely proportional. Christianity has Jesus, Atheists have Adam Savage:
[Image: 111002_wired_savage_b_zps964fee65.jpg]

I'm pretty sure that means we win.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
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RE: Hello
December 13, 2014 at 12:16 pm
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RE: Hello
December 13, 2014 at 12:32 pm
Hi Smile
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Hello
December 13, 2014 at 12:47 pm
Hi! Welcome!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Hello
December 13, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Welcome aboard this ship of the damned!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hello
December 13, 2014 at 1:10 pm
(December 13, 2014 at 12:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Welcome aboard this ship of the damned!

The damned you say? Heh. I'm sure there's a George Carlin bit in there somewhere.
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RE: Hello
December 13, 2014 at 1:22 pm
Hey nice to meet you Big Grin
Enjoy some spooky welcome cookies

(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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RE: Hello
December 13, 2014 at 1:35 pm
(December 13, 2014 at 1:10 pm)Spooky Wrote: The damned you say? Heh. I'm sure there's a George Carlin bit in there somewhere.

Hell, I'm only atheist because I want to go to hell to see ol'George telling jokes with his balls on fire. Still a better option than playing harp with a bunch of sanctimonious dipshits. And grandma will be there, baking pies without an oven Big Grin

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RE: Hello
December 13, 2014 at 1:37 pm
(December 13, 2014 at 12:52 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Welcome aboard this ship of the damned!

.... the damned handsome
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Hello
December 13, 2014 at 1:50 pm
Why, thank you kind stranger!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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