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Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass

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Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass
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RE: Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass
December 18, 2014 at 8:20 pm (This post was last modified: December 18, 2014 at 8:20 pm by Alex K.)
(December 18, 2014 at 8:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm in love

Come on, that thing is a bit like the Tsar Bomb. It's got a severe psychological effect, makes a huge bang, but there really aren't any suitable target zones to deploy it.
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RE: Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass
December 18, 2014 at 8:21 pm
That's an even more impressive rendition of his powers. So how about putting it up next to a nativity scene?

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RE: Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass
December 18, 2014 at 8:22 pm
*Gulp* ... Looks like the physics books need to be rewritten...
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RE: Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass
December 18, 2014 at 8:25 pm
Based on the number of praeputium relics of the Christ, Jesus must have been equally well equipped.
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RE: Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass
December 18, 2014 at 8:27 pm
Priapus is a freaking GOD for christ sake (so to speak).

He would know how to use it properly and to maximum pleasurable effect regardless of what he stuck it in !!
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December 18, 2014 at 8:30 pm
Probably uses it for gofer control anyways.
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RE: Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass
December 18, 2014 at 9:22 pm
Quote:That's an even more impressive rendition of his powers. So how about putting it up next to a nativity scene?

Because the 'virgin' mary would lose her shit.
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RE: Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass
December 18, 2014 at 10:55 pm
(December 18, 2014 at 9:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:That's an even more impressive rendition of his powers. So how about putting it up next to a nativity scene?

Because the 'virgin' mary would lose her shit.

Especially if they're into backdoor tag.
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December 18, 2014 at 11:36 pm
[Image: priapus.jpg]

I recall that when we visited Pompeii this fresco was right inside the doorway of one house in the atrium. Our guide described it as:

"Worth its weight in gold."
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RE: Blow Your Nativity Out Your Ass
December 19, 2014 at 12:24 am
If I had a dong like that I'd wear a short toga, too.
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