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Poll: Funguy, or OHGODWHY?
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Funguy, man... i love me some shrooms.
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OHGODWHY? I didn't need to know about your gastic intolerances, Alice! (though you mention food passing through, ohmygod I just understoo-that's nast..) Oh god why...?
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It's a bad trip man, hold it together! It's only a pizza, not a pac man made of mushroom and cheese come to murder you! You've got this! Stand and fight, Alice! HOLD YOUR OWN!
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Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
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Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
I will eat the mushroom pizza. I am Best Worm, I have all the potential... a little fun guy isn't gonna do shit to me! I am strong, and you... little mushroom slices.... YOU ARE WEAK! WEAK, I SAY!

* Violet puts up a good show, but this is gonna be one fierce rodeo.
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#2
RE: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
Those may not be the 'shrooms you are looking for.
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#3
RE: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
I never understood why people want to eat fungus. Or toxin filtering body parts either. You can have them. I'll stick to what makes sense to me.
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RE: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
(December 20, 2014 at 4:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Those may not be the 'shrooms you are looking for.

The gurgling is starting already... Undecided

(December 20, 2014 at 4:58 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I never understood why people want to eat fungus. Or toxin filtering body parts either. You can have them. I'll stick to what makes sense to me.

It's... they're delicious...

But deadly >__< Ow ow ow cramping.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#5
RE: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
Like when I eat too much chocolate in too short a time? Much joy now, but much pain later.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#6
RE: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
(December 20, 2014 at 5:22 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Like when I eat too much chocolate in too short a time? Much joy now, but much pain later.

Exactly that... but even a little sets me off. It is not a good feeling... Undecided
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#7
RE: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
Mushrooms are one of the most important parts of a pizza. The other is pineapple.
Grated dry beetroot also works. :-)
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RE: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
(December 20, 2014 at 5:33 pm)Little lunch Wrote: Mushrooms are one of the most important parts of a pizza. The other is pineapple.
Grated dry beetroot also works. :-)

HEATHEN!

It may be a little lunch, but it is a BIG mistake. Cool
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#9
RE: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
Mushrooms are the god of veggies. Potatoes and spinach are up there too, but I always have mushrooms on hand.
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RE: Ladies and Gentlerabbits, I will do it!
(December 20, 2014 at 5:52 pm)Elskidor Wrote: Mushrooms are the god of veggies. Potatoes and spinach are up there too, but I always have mushrooms on hand.

Mushrooms do not qualify as veggies. I'd have them on hand too if I routinely poisoned someone TT__TT
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