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Phrases to Live By
December 28, 2014 at 3:55 pm
I didn't think there was a thread like this. Just write a funny phrase or show a pic of it. Quotes and originals are of course encouraged.
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RE: Phrases to Live By
December 28, 2014 at 4:00 pm
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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RE: Phrases to Live By
December 28, 2014 at 4:17 pm
Note NOT ORIGINAL
Its better to be a smart fella than a fart smeller
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RE: Phrases to Live By
December 28, 2014 at 4:18 pm
Always store beer in a dark place.
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RE: Phrases to Live By
December 28, 2014 at 5:48 pm
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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RE: Phrases to Live By
December 28, 2014 at 6:31 pm
'Be nice to the people you pass on your way up, because they're the ones most likely to break into your home in the dead of night and kill you in your sleep.' - Ronnie Barker
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RE: Phrases to Live By
December 28, 2014 at 6:36 pm
Wiseman talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
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RE: Phrases to Live By
December 28, 2014 at 7:09 pm
Never try to teach a pig to talk. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.