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Phrases to Live By
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Phrases to Live By
I didn't think there was a thread like this. Just write a funny phrase or show a pic of it. Quotes and originals are of course encouraged.

"On the internet you can be anything. It's strange so many people choose to be stupid."
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#2
RE: Phrases to Live By
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
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#3
RE: Phrases to Live By
Note NOT ORIGINAL

Its better to be a smart fella than a fart smeller
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#4
RE: Phrases to Live By
Always store beer in a dark place.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#5
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He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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"Look at it this way: in a hundred years, who's gonna care?" -Nancy in [Terminator], Its also IATIA's signature.
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RE: Phrases to Live By
'Be nice to the people you pass on your way up, because they're the ones most likely to break into your home in the dead of night and kill you in your sleep.' - Ronnie Barker

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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#8
RE: Phrases to Live By
Wiseman talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
-Plato
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#9
RE: Phrases to Live By
(December 28, 2014 at 6:36 pm)Allnewoutlook Wrote: Wiseman talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
-Plato
I like that, heard several variations on it but not that one. I also see examples of this almost every single day at work.
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#10
RE: Phrases to Live By
Never try to teach a pig to talk. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

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