Member Awards 2014

[Jackalope]

Remember: the beatings will continue until I win. Vote early, vote often.

[Creed of Heresy]

Cast my votes.

[Losty]

Shouldn't there be some categories for the mod staff ??

Bloodiest banner.

Most diptards banned.

Best and most egregious use of excessive force in banning.

Best disembowelment with the ban hammer.

Most number of socks of one banned member banned by same mod.

Best ban of a goddam blaspheming heretic Mormon.

Yes can we add this

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Remember: the beatings will continue until I win. Vote early, vote often.

Hmm...so I shouldn't have voted for you?

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Maybe this year I'll mount a campaign to be the first male voted sexiest member.

I haven't even seen you naked though!
'sides I already voted for Luckie. I've heard her moaning in the throws of orgasm. That's hawt

[Whateverist]

Oh for gawd sake. I just voted for best new member and sexiest member and when I went to lock these in to see if I'd spelled one of them correctly my opportunity to vote was terminated. Damn.

Any way to get a second chance?

[Exian]

Best Debater

I'd like, now, to remind everyone of the 5 Christians, 8 Muslims, and 42 Buddhists I deconverted this year, as well as that one Jewish fella who is now a Scientologist. They don't call me the Chainsaw of Logic!

[Alex K]

Best Debater

I'd like, now, to remind everyone of the 5 Christians, 8 Muslims, and 42 Buddhists I deconverted this year, as well as that one Jewish fella who is now a Scientologist. They don't call me the Chainsaw of Logic!

Why don't they?

[Whateverist]

Well I screwed up my voting which I actually would have done this year for the first time. So here is how I would have voted if I was less technologically retarded.

Best Member - gotta go with cthchthythuluuuu. (I think I spelled that right.) You know, the testicled one. For all you do, this vote's for you. Honorable mentions to Rasetsu, Bob, Jenny, Cato and many others.

Best Poster - So many to choose from. I enjoy me some Tonus and Max Greece and Stimbo. Put me down for a 1/3 vote each.

Best Debater - another impacted category. Give a 1/5 vote to Rhythm, Rasetsu, Esquilax, DeistP and P.U.&ShoveIt.

Best Theist - Another toughie. But I'm giving the whole vote to Fr0d0 for his more steady presence over Perplundy and the Jesuit scientist guy .. what was his name? (Could sneak another vote to Rasetsu here but gods only know what it is she thinks about all that.)

Best Newcomer - I managed to enter this one before accidentally disconnecting. Went with robvalue but his name didn't pop up so I was wondering if he goes back further than I thought or if I misspelled it. Oh well. You have a good bedside manner and continually crack me up. There are plenty whose posts are as good but robv has a direct line to my funny bone.

Most Controversial - Alice is always able to blow minds (and gawd only knows what else).

Sexiest Member - Losty brings her A slut game every time so she has to have a piece of this vote. But, because I like her tough girl persona and perfect body, Beccs too gets an equal share of my sexy vote.

Funniest Member - No way! Too many deserving members! But for his description of the treatment he received for priapsism, I'm pretty sure Stimbo must have the funniest looking member in addition to being one of many who crack me up regularly.

Most Opinionated - Drich of course. Because he never waters down his opinions with facts of any kind. Min is good and opinionated but then he goes and gives proper citations, coherent arguments and such like which is not pure unsupported opinion.

Weirdest Member - I don't know. We all seem to be sufficiently weird without anyone standing out enough to warrant a commendation. Then again, Brian really does like ABBA a lot! Damn! I'm going to have to split this vote. My boy Vorlon is probably the only homo I know that prefers sucking cock to watching Glee. So put them each down for a half share.

That's it for this year. Thanks for playing everybody. Ladies, remember to get those photos to me in time for next year's sexiest member vote.

[Brian37]

Best Newcomer: Losty (also sexiest, I'm sure Vosur will understand)

Best Poster: Pickup_shonuff

Best Theist: Fr0d0

I do give Frodo lots of crap, but he is a fellow ABBA fan so he has to know I am all bark, serious bark about evidence, but no bark about foaming at the mouth use of force.

Can't hate a fellow ABBA fan.

[vorlon13]

Sucking anus, actually, but who's keeping tract ??

[Brian37]

Well I screwed up my voting which I actually would have done this year for the first time. So here is how I would have voted if I was less technologically retarded.

Best Member - gotta go with cthchthythuluuuu. (I think I spelled that right.) You know, the testicled one. For all you do, this vote's for you. Honorable mentions to Rasetsu, Bob, Jenny, Cato and many others.

Best Poster - So many to choose from. I enjoy me some Tonus and Max Greece and Stimbo. Put me down for a 1/3 vote each.

Best Debater - another impacted category. Give a 1/5 vote to Rhythm, Rasetsu, Esquilax, DeistP and P.U.&ShoveIt.

Best Theist - Another toughie. But I'm giving the whole vote to Fr0d0 for his more steady presence over Perplundy and the Jesuit scientist guy .. what was his name? (Could sneak another vote to Rasetsu here but gods only know what it is she thinks about all that.)

Best Newcomer - I managed to enter this one before accidentally disconnecting. Went with robvalue but his name didn't pop up so I was wondering if he goes back further than I thought or if I misspelled it. Oh well. You have a good bedside manner and continually crack me up. There are plenty whose posts are as good but robv has a direct line to my funny bone.

Most Controversial - Alice is always able to blow minds (and gawd only knows what else).

Sexiest Member - Losty brings her A slut game every time so she has to have a piece of this vote. But, because I like her tough girl persona and perfect body, Beccs too gets an equal share of my sexy vote.

Funniest Member - No way! Too many deserving members! But for his description of the treatment he received for priapsism, I'm pretty sure Stimbo must have the funniest looking member in addition to being one of many who crack me up regularly.

Most Opinionated - Drich of course. Because he never waters down his opinions with facts of any kind. Min is good and opinionated but then he goes and gives proper citations, coherent arguments and such like which is not pure unsupported opinion.

Weirdest Member - I don't know. We all seem to be sufficiently weird without anyone standing out enough to warrant a commendation. Then again, Brian really does like ABBA a lot! Damn! I'm going to have to split this vote. My boy Vorlon is probably the only homo I know that prefers sucking cock to watching Glee. So put them each down for a half share.

That's it for this year. Thanks for playing everybody. Ladies, remember to get those photos to me in time for next year's sexiest member vote.

Liking ABBA makes me weird? And why would sucking cock count as being "weird". I am sure gays don't find that weird.