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Lucanus Offline
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#31
RE: Hello
January 23, 2015 at 2:38 pm
Alright:

I hereby award Former Humanist the official Lucanus "You Tried"® seal of disapproval:[Image: 060.png]
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#32
RE: Hello
January 23, 2015 at 4:38 pm (This post was last modified: January 23, 2015 at 4:39 pm by Violet.)
(January 23, 2015 at 1:07 pm)robvalue Wrote: If I can't cut it in half with my chainsaw, then it's not scientific.

And if I can't paint with what's left, then it's not art.

See you 'round, Dave. Or... well, I guess I won't. Thinking
(January 23, 2015 at 2:04 pm)Alex K Wrote: Oh, we're already at former Former Humanist.

Great, whose sock was it now?

None of mine are missing right now. Guess the washing machine has decided to have mercy... or maybe it's just not hungry.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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