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SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 24, 2015 at 11:22 am
Bread bags? Ha. Couldn't afford no bread around here.

Wasn't no edumication or grammar-learnin either.
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 24, 2015 at 12:59 pm
Bread bags? Wait, what? The bitch had shoes?

We just wrapped our feet in barbed wire for traction.
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 24, 2015 at 1:10 pm
Barbed wire?! Where'd you get that?

We were raised in deep space, devoid of all matter. Didn't get me first breath of air until a passing comet caused us to plummet into the atmosphere. Only after getting burned to a cinder and shattered in the atmosphere did we even find out what air was like.

Quite the entitled bitch, isn't she?
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 24, 2015 at 1:56 pm (This post was last modified: January 24, 2015 at 1:57 pm by Exian.)
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 24, 2015 at 2:10 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 12:59 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Bread bags? Wait, what? The bitch had shoes?

We just wrapped our feet in barbed wire for traction.

oh we used to DREAM of barbed wire for traction. We used to walk to school in the shattered bleeding stumps where our feet used to be. But we were happy, and never asked nobody for nowt.
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 24, 2015 at 4:49 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 2:10 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(January 24, 2015 at 12:59 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Bread bags? Wait, what? The bitch had shoes?

We just wrapped our feet in barbed wire for traction.

oh we used to DREAM of barbed wire for traction. We used to walk to school in the shattered bleeding stumps where our feet used to be. But we were happy, and never asked nobody for nowt.

Bloody stumps? You had bloody stumps? We would have killed for bloody stumps.

Fucking youngsters today.... so coddled.
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm
You mean you have rich people over there? We can't afford them.
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 24, 2015 at 5:49 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 1:10 pm)whateverist Wrote: We were raised in deep space, devoid of all matter. Didn't get me first breath of air until a passing comet caused us to plummet into the atmosphere. Only after getting burned to a cinder and shattered in the atmosphere did we even find out what air was like.

Deep space, devoid of all matter? You're so lucky! I was born inside of star! And I didn't have any sunscreen! I only finally escaped when the thing went supernova, but then the resulting black hole pulled me back in and I was ripped across the space-time continuum until reaching earth. But, I landed deep inside of a dormant volcano and had to wait until it erupted before I could make my escape. But it was an underwater volcano deep inside a trench and I can't swim, so I had to walk five thousand miles underwater (I think I was lost) before I came upon the beaches of... North Korea. Fun times. You people all need to stop being such big babies.
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 24, 2015 at 5:55 pm
(January 24, 2015 at 5:49 pm)Darkstar Wrote:
(January 24, 2015 at 1:10 pm)whateverist Wrote: We were raised in deep space, devoid of all matter. Didn't get me first breath of air until a passing comet caused us to plummet into the atmosphere. Only after getting burned to a cinder and shattered in the atmosphere did we even find out what air was like.

Deep space, devoid of all matter? You're so lucky! I was born inside of star! And I didn't have any sunscreen! I only finally escaped when the thing went supernova, but then the resulting black hole pulled me back in and I was ripped across the space-time continuum until reaching earth. But, I landed deep inside of a dormant volcano and had to wait until it erupted before I could make my escape. But it was an underwater volcano deep inside a trench and I can't swim, so I had to walk five thousand miles underwater (I think I was lost) before I came upon the beaches of... North Korea. Fun times. You people all need to stop being such big babies.


Fucking drama queens.
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RE: SOTU response response (the breadbags thread)
January 25, 2015 at 12:33 am
(January 24, 2015 at 5:55 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(January 24, 2015 at 5:49 pm)Darkstar Wrote: Deep space, devoid of all matter? You're so lucky! I was born inside of star! And I didn't have any sunscreen! I only finally escaped when the thing went supernova, but then the resulting black hole pulled me back in and I was ripped across the space-time continuum until reaching earth. But, I landed deep inside of a dormant volcano and had to wait until it erupted before I could make my escape. But it was an underwater volcano deep inside a trench and I can't swim, so I had to walk five thousand miles underwater (I think I was lost) before I came upon the beaches of... North Korea. Fun times. You people all need to stop being such big babies.


Fucking drama queens.

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