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Happy Birthday COH

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Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 11:13 am (This post was last modified: January 27, 2015 at 11:14 am by Losty.)
I hope you have a lovely birthday. I tried to find you a woman hogtied in birthday ribbon but I couldn't find any Confusedadcryface:
You'll have to settle for some stripper cupcakes Heart

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RE: Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 11:53 am
Just remember the subforum you dropped this in... Sleepy

* Violet is the Red Queen of gentle reminders.

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Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 2:29 pm
Happy Birthday Creed!


I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 2:32 pm
Happy Birthday.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 2:34 pm
I will beseech Anusius to send a good, firm (but not too firm) BM your way !!!


(save a candle from the cake for the bathroom)
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RE: Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 3:14 pm
Happy Birthday, Creed Heart
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RE: Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 3:30 pm
Happy Birthday!

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RE: Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 3:49 pm
Happy birthday!
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 3:49 pm
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Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Happy Birthday COH
January 27, 2015 at 4:19 pm
(January 27, 2015 at 11:53 am)Alice Wrote: Just remember the subforum you dropped this in... Sleepy

* Alice is the Red Queen of gentle reminders.

Don't worry Alice. I always skate on this side of the rules. Wink
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