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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:27 am
(February 3, 2015 at 11:22 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Alright, this one is a bit of a stretch, but there's nothing I like more than belabored punchlines.
A female mechanic is working to lower the coagulating temperature of her client's winshield wiper fluid. She accidentally drops the jug she was using, which creates a a refreshing rush of air to cool her lady's undergarments. She experienced an ____ ____.
Easy:
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:28 am
(February 3, 2015 at 11:27 am)Alex K Wrote: (February 3, 2015 at 11:22 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Alright, this one is a bit of a stretch, but there's nothing I like more than belabored punchlines.
A female mechanic is working to lower the coagulating temperature of her client's winshield wiper fluid. She accidentally drops the jug she was using, which creates a a refreshing rush of air to cool her lady's undergarments. She experienced an ____ ____.
Easy:
Mhm!
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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:29 am
Fucking Fantastic!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:36 am
(February 3, 2015 at 11:29 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Fucking Fantastic!
Is that the next riddle?
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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:37 am
Another forced punchline, but alas, I love them.
"A famous Carthaginian commander's pachyderm (which relates directly to this conversation), only eats the meat of others of his species."
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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:39 am
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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:40 am
Not quite.
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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:42 am
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(February 3, 2015 at 11:36 am)Xeno Wrote: (February 3, 2015 at 11:29 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Fucking Fantastic!
Is that the next riddle?
Lolno. This was:
(February 3, 2015 at 11:23 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Monica's Brother's Dental Suppliers.
(February 3, 2015 at 11:37 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Another forced punchline, but alas, I love them.
"A famous Carthaginian commander's pachyderm (which relates directly to this conversation), only eats the meat of others of his species."
You're a natural!!!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:43 am
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I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Stinky Pinky
February 3, 2015 at 11:44 am
(February 3, 2015 at 11:42 am)SteelCurtain Wrote:
You're a natural!!!
Very good!
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