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Jesus is always the answer.

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Jesus is always the answer.
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Jesus is always the answer.
February 1, 2015 at 5:39 am
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RE: Jesus is always the answer.
February 1, 2015 at 5:40 am
It's not a good thing to say. What if someone asks who killed the Jews?
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RE: Jesus is always the answer.
February 1, 2015 at 5:45 am
Which mythological figure has caused the most confusion and suffering in recent history, while providing absolutely no credible evidence that he ever existed outside of an amalgamation of various crazy preachers?
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RE: Jesus is always the answer.
February 1, 2015 at 5:47 am
Yeshua...?
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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RE: Jesus is always the answer.
February 1, 2015 at 6:16 am
The only question to which Jesus is the answer is "what do idiots think is the answer to every question?"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Jesus is always the answer.
February 1, 2015 at 6:38 am
Don't be so judgmental, the kid simply confused trigonometry with trinity, an understandable mistake.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Jesus is always the answer.
February 1, 2015 at 7:10 am
By the Sine, the Cosine and the Holy Tangent
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Jesus is always the answer.
February 1, 2015 at 7:52 am
Wow so you are saying he hath received the sine, and followed his cosines to reach the tangent?
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February 1, 2015 at 8:52 am
"By this sine shall ye know me; secant ye shall find.", he said before going off on a tangent.
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RE: Jesus is always the answer.
February 1, 2015 at 8:59 am (This post was last modified: February 1, 2015 at 9:00 am by robvalue.)
When someone tried to stop the 10 commandments falling, along with its container, God killed them. He sent that guy an arcsine. (True story, it's in the bible)
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