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Borowitz: 2-6-15
February 6, 2015 at 5:30 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...Njg3NDUxS0
Quote:Zombie Jonas Salk Rises from Grave to Hunt Idiots
Quote:With both Disneyland and Marin County on high alert, a spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security warned that, as long as the rampaging vaccine pioneer was at large, law enforcement would be stretched thin.
“Unfortunately, we do not possess the resources to protect every idiot in this country,” the spokesman said.
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