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Victoria Jackson outdoes herself
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RE: Victoria Jackson outdoes herself
There is a reason that dumb cunts are considered dumb.
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#12
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He's also rather tall. Bet that makes him a Druid.

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(February 22, 2015 at 6:47 pm)Norman Humann Wrote:
(February 22, 2015 at 6:45 pm)Alex K Wrote: Now I'm confused

It's very simple, my friend: Obama is a Jewish muslim nazi Republican who supports gay marriage and abortion and listens to hip hop AND is an illuminati reptilian. It makes perfect sense!
Only in America for a guy like Obama to be considered a socialist.
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I keep hoping she is doing some kind of weird performance art and she will suddenly announce that this was all a really elaborate comedy bit
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The illuminati reptoid thing is Mitt Romney.

Really.


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Victoria Jackson: Because sometimes you have to leave comedy to become truly funny.
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(February 22, 2015 at 6:18 pm)Alex K Wrote: Her brain has fallen out and she still talks. It's a medical miracle!

Not really. Her brain never exhibited any signs of metabolism when it was in her skull.
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Quote:She wondered why the whole country doesn’t realize President Obama is a Muslim: “The thing that is frustrating to me is every night I hear the news commentators say: Why is Obama doing this? Why is he helping the enemy? Why is he telling them where we’re going to hit them? Why is he aiding and abetting ISIS? And I’m like, because he’s one of them. It’s so obvious. It’s like the emperor’s new clothes, you know? It’s like nobody will say the truth. He’s an Islamic jihadist.”

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The older Victoria Jackson gets, the more she looks like my old boss, Madame Suzette at the Bunny Ranch. But Suzette was a thousand times funnier.
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(February 23, 2015 at 10:44 am)Crossless1 Wrote: Victoria Jackson: Because sometimes you have to leave comedy to become truly funny.

Tragic comedy is still comedy! Wink

Quote:The older Victoria Jackson gets, the more she looks like my old boss, Madame Suzette at the Bunny Ranch.

I feel like this is a story I'd like to hear. Big Grin
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