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Happy Birthday DemonicLemon

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Losty Offline
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Happy Birthday DemonicLemon
February 26, 2015 at 3:29 pm (This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 3:31 pm by Losty.)
I hope you have a great birthday, love.






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RE: Happy Birthday DemonicLemon
February 26, 2015 at 3:32 pm
Happy birthday DL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yK1JRtoBY3Y
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: Happy Birthday DemonicLemon
February 26, 2015 at 3:34 pm
Happy Birthday! It's been some time since you graced us! Bring it back!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Happy Birthday DemonicLemon
February 26, 2015 at 3:39 pm
Happy Birthday Big Grin
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RE: Happy Birthday DemonicLemon
February 26, 2015 at 3:41 pm
Happy birthday.

May your juice always be sour.

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RE: Happy Birthday DemonicLemon
February 26, 2015 at 3:42 pm
Happy birthday DL!
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I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: Happy Birthday DemonicLemon
February 27, 2015 at 9:31 am
Happy belated.
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