Ezekiel 4:9-12, 15 KJV
Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof. And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it. Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink. And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
So how exactly does this work? Are there medievil battle preparation techniques that were used to base this BB (bible bollocks) on?
As much as I would love to take the piss out this, I'm just simply befuddled.
Preparation for battle;
1 - Lay on left side for 390 days.
2 - Swap over to your right side for 40 days.
3 - Cook all your meals with human shit (or cow shit substitute).
4 - Time for battle.
Now, I'm no Genghis Khan but I can't help feeling that this battle plan is lacking in a few things?
Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof. And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it. Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink. And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
So how exactly does this work? Are there medievil battle preparation techniques that were used to base this BB (bible bollocks) on?
As much as I would love to take the piss out this, I'm just simply befuddled.
Preparation for battle;
1 - Lay on left side for 390 days.
2 - Swap over to your right side for 40 days.
3 - Cook all your meals with human shit (or cow shit substitute).
4 - Time for battle.
Now, I'm no Genghis Khan but I can't help feeling that this battle plan is lacking in a few things?
