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Well this is a thing.
#11
RE: Well this is a thing.
(March 5, 2015 at 3:20 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(March 5, 2015 at 1:56 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: If my prick is blue, I'm calling a doctor!

If I had a blue dick, I'd be calling Smurfette.

Just sayin'.

Or like the commercial should say: "If your erection lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention, preferably from a hot nurse."

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#12
RE: Well this is a thing.
(March 4, 2015 at 3:41 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-30687171

Quote:"Fairy control" has had to be brought in at a woods in Somerset to curb the "profusion of elfin construction".

Hundreds of fairy doors have been attached to the bases of trees in Wayford Woods, Crewkerne.

It's a pucking nuisance.

MM
"The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions" - Leonardo da Vinci

"I think I use the term “radical” rather loosely, just for emphasis. If you describe yourself as “atheist,” some people will say, “Don’t you mean ‘agnostic’?” I have to reply that I really do mean atheist, I really do not believe that there is a god; in fact, I am convinced that there is not a god (a subtle difference). I see not a shred of evidence to suggest that there is one ... etc., etc. It’s easier to say that I am a radical atheist, just to signal that I really mean it, have thought about it a great deal, and that it’s an opinion I hold seriously." - Douglas Adams (and I echo the sentiment)
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