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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:10 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 8:02 pm)whateverist Wrote: One would expect two to one boobs to dicks since that would represent an equal contribution between the sexes.

Well I'm being realistic with 3 dicks to every boob (or set of boobs.) Right now when someone tells me they put pictures of their boobs on there, i have to wade through a few pages of dicks first.
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:15 pm
And, of course, no posting on the sabbath for the theistic nutters.
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:16 pm
No posting while nude.
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:18 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 8:16 pm)Pizz-atheist Wrote: No posting while nude.

So now we have proper punctuation at all times (which rules out drunk posting) and no posting while nude (also eliminates drunk posting for many)? You guys are harsh! We'll have no forum left!
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:18 pm
-No posting UNLESS you're nude.

-No all caps for emphasis, as the italics work PERFECTLY well.

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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:23 pm
No "No U."
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:26 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 8:18 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote:
(March 7, 2015 at 8:16 pm)Pizz-atheist Wrote: No posting while nude.

So now we have proper punctuation at all times (which rules out drunk posting) and no posting while nude (also eliminates drunk posting for many)? You guys are harsh! We'll have no forum left!

This may have been a bad idea.
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:28 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 7:49 pm)Pizz-atheist Wrote: You can't post on this forum, if you have eaten shrimp in the past 24 hours.
You can't wear red while posting.

*strips out of my Angels baseball tee and gets ready for a manboob post in A69. Maybe a tube 'do rag, too*
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 8:34 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 8:26 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(March 7, 2015 at 8:18 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: So now we have proper punctuation at all times (which rules out drunk posting) and no posting while nude (also eliminates drunk posting for many)? You guys are harsh! We'll have no forum left!

This may have been a bad idea.
Bad ideas are now mandatory.
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RE: New Rules
March 7, 2015 at 9:35 pm
(March 7, 2015 at 8:18 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: -No posting UNLESS you're nude.

-No all caps for emphasis, as the italics work PERFECTLY well.

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