I would like to share the 2 and a half rules of comedy 😁

[HankMoody316]

Here are the first 2 rules of comedy that I shared four days ago on another message board/forum are:

1. Always leave them wanting more (them = the audience)
   
2. If you have to explain a joke, it's not funny
   

The 3rd rule (which is kinda/sorta a "half rule") is a comment I "borrowed" from Reddit and which I wholly agree with:





I am the funniest Mormon on the planet and I hereby make a promise:

My implicitly-binding promise: if one or more atheists helps me convert the "half rule" (which doesn't have the formatting, brevity, nor form of a "rule" compared to the first two) into a "full rule", then I promise to share some humor on par with that which induced laughter so profuse, that the audio of that laughter I caused sits on YouTube right now on sale for over $250,000 due to how valuable I believe that laughter to be worth! (based on intrinsic NPV/DCF valuation of supply & demand) 😎

Since atheists believe in evidence, here is the message digest when the 43-character youtube url (containing the laughter audio which is so maniacal that it's worth a quarter million dollars) when it undergoes SHA-512 encryption: 



I'm a technophile and I love learning about cool stuff such as cryptography and math! 😁

[arewethereyet]

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Links are not allowed - read the 30/30 rule.  Preaching is ill-advised.

Consider the ice beneath your feet to be pretty damn thin, funny man.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Administrator Notice
You might want to read our rules.  We have a specific rule about posting things that have been written and posted elsewhere.  Particularly rule #1.  You can find a link to the rules at the top of each page on the forum.  Consider this your one free pass.

Links are not allowed - read the 30/30 rule.  Preaching is ill-advised.

Consider the ice beneath your feet to be pretty damn thin, funny man.

Not to mention advertising without prior permission.

Boru

[Ranjr]

If they want more, you suck.

[LinuxGal]

Links are not allowed - read the 30/30 rule.  Preaching is ill-advised.

Yeah, got smacked around on that one too. You guys don't know what you're missing until November 23.

[arewethereyet]

Links are not allowed - read the 30/30 rule.  Preaching is ill-advised.

Yeah, got smacked around on that one too. You guys don't know what you're missing until November 23.

At that time, I will welcome your links.

[Foxaèr]

Yeah, got smacked around on that one too. You guys don't know what you're missing until November 23.

I cannot recall, but I too might have been smacked with that one when I first joined nearly ten years ago.

[LinuxGal]

Yeah, got smacked around on that one too. You guys don't know what you're missing until November 23.

I cannot recall, but I too might have been smacked with that one when I first joined nearly ten years ago.

The way I read the rules, I thought I was good.  Posting a screenshot of my terminal in reply to a Linux comment, for example.  It's not like I was selling little blue pills or something.

[arewethereyet]

I cannot recall, but I too might have been smacked with that one when I first joined nearly ten years ago.

The way I read the rules, I thought I was good.  Posting a screenshot of my terminal in reply to a Linux comment, for example.  It's not like I was selling little blue pills or something.

That's the reason the rule exists.  It's not unusual for people to show up and spam the board with links that may or may not be legit.  30/30 isn't unreasonable.  The original staff didn't put the rule in place just 'cause.  Current staff's job is to make sure the rules are followed.  It's nothing personal.

[Rev. Rye]

You know what's really funny? A Mormon who named themselves after the drunken sex addict from Californication.





Then again, given that Joseph Smith himself not only liked drinking alcohol (it's worth noting that the LDS only went full Prohibition in their interpretation of the Word of Wisdom in the 1900s) and allegedly came up with the whole "plural marriage" thing because he got caught with his pants down with Fanny Alger and didn't want to admit that he broke the Seventh Commandment, it's not too big of a stretch.