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The Pope Does a Crosswords Puzzle
April 15, 2015 at 9:50 am
He gets stuck at one point and calls for one of his cardinals for help. With a troubled look on his face, he asks the cardinal if he can think of a four-letter word for 'woman' that ends in 'unt'.
The cardinal thinks for a moment and says, "Aunt."
The pope brightens immediately and thanks him. Then he makes another request:
"Uh, do you have an eraser?"
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RE: The Pope Does a Crosswords Puzzle
April 15, 2015 at 9:59 am
"What about 1 across?"
"Well, Jesus sort of won a cross."
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RE: The Pope Does a Crosswords Puzzle
April 17, 2015 at 3:08 am
"Ah shit, this one is tough. The clue is just "three", and the answer is three letters."
"One."
"Of course!"
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RE: The Pope Does a Crosswords Puzzle
April 17, 2015 at 3:13 am
(This post was last modified: April 17, 2015 at 3:13 am by Alex K.)
Cross words? No problem. Does "Oh God, why hast thou forsaken me?" fit?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: The Pope Does a Crosswords Puzzle
April 17, 2015 at 3:20 am
"Any ideas for 5 across Jesus?"
"Hast thou learnt nothing from thine actions? Look to the mountains, to the seas. Hast man not lost his way? A bird lives freely, yet we fret and toil."
"Fuck off Jesus. Just say no next time."
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RE: The Pope Does a Crosswords Puzzle
April 17, 2015 at 3:27 am
It's usually just one a cross though, unless there's a shortage of wood.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
