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Out for the Count
April 21, 2015 at 8:55 am
Jesus and the devil were going to have a boxing match. Everybody bet on the devil to win because they knew how crafty he is. Even the preacher bet on the devil, but when the fight started, the first punch Jesus threw, the devil hit the mat. The whole town was stunned. "We all bet on you. We counted on you. How could you just take a dive?" Devil said, "I know y'all bet on me. That's why I bet on Jesus and now I'm taking all your money. " Big Grin
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RE: Out for the Count
April 21, 2015 at 9:41 am
Nice Big Grin

That's just the sort of thing he'd do as well! Jesus is such a sucker.
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RE: Out for the Count
April 21, 2015 at 1:24 pm
That was a south park episode.
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RE: Out for the Count
April 21, 2015 at 1:27 pm
Also, Pulp Fiction?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Out for the Count
April 21, 2015 at 1:30 pm
Quote:Father Pat and Rabbi Sol go to a local boxing match between "Irish" Sean O'hara and Izzy "The Yid" Fleckstein. They settle into their seats as the fighters meet in the middle of the ring. As they return to their corners Rabbi Sol notices Irish O'hara making the sign of the cross.


"What's that for," he asked Father Pat?

"Oh, he's blessing himself for the upcoming match," Father Pat replied amiably.

"Will it help," demanded the rabbi?

Father pat answered, "not if he can't fight."
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RE: Out for the Count
April 21, 2015 at 2:36 pm
(April 21, 2015 at 1:30 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Father Pat and Rabbi Sol go to a local boxing match between "Irish" Sean O'hara and Izzy "The Yid" Fleckstein. They settle into their seats as the fighters meet in the middle of the ring. As they return to their corners Rabbi Sol notices Irish O'hara making the sign of the cross.


"What's that for," he asked Father Pat?

"Oh, he's blessing himself for the upcoming match," Father Pat replied amiably.

"Will it help," demanded the rabbi?

Father pat answered, "not if he can't fight."
TRUTH! and funny too.Big Grin
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
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