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Happy hypocrite day!!
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Happy hypocrite day!!
April 4, 2010 at 5:50 pm
Today is the day when all of the Christian hypocrites put on their best monkey suits and dresses to acknowledge the day their mythical messiah rose from the dead. Catholics go to mass and take their bread and wine and leave their sins at the altar. When they leave they go home and fuck the neighbors wife or husband, drink themselves to oblivion, and call it a day. They are not concerned about damnation because they are covered for the week. Next week they go back to church and repeat their ritual ad infinitum till the day they die to be with their imaginary lord.
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RE: Happy hypocrite day!!
April 4, 2010 at 6:11 pm (This post was last modified: April 4, 2010 at 6:14 pm by Rev. Rye.)
(April 4, 2010 at 5:50 pm)chatpilot Wrote: Today is the day when all of the Christian hypocrites put on their best monkey suits and dresses to acknowledge the day their mythical messiah rose from the dead. Catholics go to mass and take their bread and wine and leave their sins at the altar. When they leave they go home and fuck the neighbors wife or husband, drink themselves to oblivion, and call it a day. They are not concerned about damnation because they are covered for the week. Next week they go back to church and repeat their ritual ad infinitum till the day they die to be with their imaginary lord.

Well, my mother is one of those twice-a-year Christians, and if not for the fact that she slept in, she would have gone to church today, and, if so, would have certainly dragged me along. On the other hand, I got Psycho, The Searchers, The Killer and Heathers, in addition to $50 in Borders gift cards and the requisite peeps and chocolate Bunnies in my Easter Basket today, so I'm not really complaining.
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RE: Happy hypocrite day!!
April 4, 2010 at 6:12 pm
(April 4, 2010 at 5:50 pm)chatpilot Wrote: Today is the day when all of the Christian hypocrites put on their best monkey suits and dresses to acknowledge the day their mythical messiah rose from the dead. Catholics go to mass and take their bread and wine and leave their sins at the altar. When they leave they go home and fuck the neighbors wife or husband, drink themselves to oblivion, and call it a day. They are not concerned about damnation because they are covered for the week. Next week they go back to church and repeat their ritual ad infinitum till the day they die to be with their imaginary lord.

I laughed out loud. Good work.

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RE: Happy hypocrite day!!
April 4, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Quote:When they leave they go home and fuck the neighbors wife or husband,


That's nothing. The priest goes back stage and fucks the altar boys.
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April 4, 2010 at 8:21 pm
But as long as they say that they are really,really sorry it's all ok.
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April 4, 2010 at 9:51 pm
(April 4, 2010 at 8:21 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: But as long as they say that they are really,really sorry it's all ok.

What are you talking about? It is all homosexualities fault! Teh gay is the reason why the church is under attack!
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RE: Happy hypocrite day!!
April 5, 2010 at 1:06 am
I went to church today.

True story.
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RE: Happy hypocrite day!!
April 5, 2010 at 5:46 am
Too funny but true lol. Today the preists get to rape little boys in the name of the Lord.
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RE: Happy hypocrite day!!
April 5, 2010 at 5:51 am
(April 4, 2010 at 9:51 pm)Synackaon Wrote:
(April 4, 2010 at 8:21 pm)Zen Badger Wrote: But as long as they say that they are really,really sorry it's all ok.

What are you talking about? It is all homosexualities fault! Teh gay is the reason why the church is under attack!

What?!?!?!?

I'm talking about Catholics being to do whatever they like then receiving divine forgiveness

just by saying they're sorry.

Nothing at all about gays.Huh
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RE: Happy hypocrite day!!
April 5, 2010 at 5:54 am
Synakaon thanks for that link it was so true and so funny.
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