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(May 11, 2015 at 7:06 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: I'm a Colts fan.  It's doubtful any punishment would be enough in my view.

I wish they would have suspended Brady and Belichick for the Super Bowl, but I know that's not happening in any possible universe.
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#12
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None of that was systemic cheating like this. Sure, Mike Tomlin was DEFINITELY on the field for Jacoby Jones' return. And got fined a quarter milly out of his personal paycheck. He admitted he was wrong in the post game presser. Hardly "gate" material.

Everyone was juicing in the 70's, that's not even remarkable. And the spygate thing isn't even cheating. If you say your signals out loud or put them on cards for the world to see, I can take them. I can't videotape them, but I can remember them and write them down.

You just trolled me so hard! I love it! Big Grin
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#13
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Lol Trolling is all we have left. That, and next year.

I saw that on FB, then I came here and saw your thread and couldn't resist. Big Grin
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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The Cheatriot/Cheatriot fan butthurt is the most tasty part of this for me.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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(May 12, 2015 at 7:14 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: The Cheatriot/Cheatriot fan butthurt is the most tasty part of this for me.

This.  That and the asterisk next to the Super Bowl win.
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(May 11, 2015 at 6:15 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Tom Brady Suspended 4 games.

Cheatriots fined $1m.

Cheatriots lose 1st rounder in 2016, and 4th rounder in 2017.

Cheaters never prosper.

And the Steelers face Jimmy Garoppolo in week 1.

ROFLOL

Yeah, but they get to keep the hardware. Name a team that wouldn't trade $1m, two draft picks and their QB our for four weeks for another SB title. The league needs to start handing out punishments that actually hurt the offending clubs instead of these slaps on the wrist. $25 mil, no 2016 draft and forfeiture of their first four games would be more appropriate. Of course, stripping the title would be the best punishment, but the league wants to continue to pretend that it still has some semblance of integrity so that'll never happen.
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Forfeiting the games would have a shitty effect for the rest of the league, though, essentially giving four teams a free win an one less game played each.

The most egregious part of this is not the actual deflating of the balls. It's Robert Kraft demanding an apology from the league before the investigation, it's the fact that nobody from the Cheatriots questioned Ted Wells' ability to perform an independent investigation until after the report came out and they didn't like the results. It's the fact that they still maintain this air of integrity after they've been shown to have a clear culture of cheating.

They earned the Super Bowl. They won that game fair and square. You fuck over a lot of fans if you cancel the Super Bowl or just declare no winner. I don't think it was the first time they used deflated balls, and I don't know how many games were affected by it. But there's no way to prove that. If the AFC championship weren't an absolute blowout, an argument could have been made that the Colts should have gone to the Super Bowl. But those deflated balls didn't cause the Colts to score only 7 points. And they didn't allow Tom and the Cheatriots offense to score 45 points, 28 in the second half with normally inflated balls.

I think the fines were enough. It's more than almost any other fine the league has ever handed down. Losing a first round pick is massive. Losing a whole year's draft would be excessive.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#19
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Brady is appealing the ruling. I didn't see that coming. He got off light. Better to take his medicine and move on.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#20
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(May 13, 2015 at 11:23 am)AFTT47 Wrote: Brady is appealing the ruling. I didn't see that coming. He got off light. Better to take his medicine and move on.

What an asshole.  Hey, Brady - maybe if you had cooperated with the investigation, eh?
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