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Ask an Alien!
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RE: Ask an Alien!
Quote:Do you choose victims for abduction randomly? Or is it all planned?
As mentioned earlier. We have no need to abduct. We can scan every cell of your body remotely.
We know who you are. We put you on your planet. You were in a petri dish at the time.


Quote:If it isn't too much trouble we have a member, Vorlon, who would really appreciate a good anal probing.  How well equipped are you for the task?
From our scans of your anatomy, there is no reason why another human cannot perform this "earthly" tradition.
It also goes against our directive.


Quote:How do you eat with that extendable second jaw? I imagine it's a big hassle.
standby: googling. It appears that humans enjoy being "scared shitless" as a form of entertainment.
We no longer need teeth, hair, etc. We also have no vestigial organs as they are also removed prior to gestation. 
Everything we ingest is in liquid form. More compact for travel.


Quote:Why don't you just show up tell theist they are wrong and their beliefs are stupid so we can all advance and be happy
All evolving entities must go through this stage of social evolution. No only all of our terraformed life (earth being one), but also the other 6 independents.
You are going through the "religion" phase. It usually dies off once you develop  .... (sorry ...this information is classified)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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