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Random Question Thread
May 19, 2015 at 9:21 am
Ask a random question. The next person answers it and asks another random question.
Question 1.
If God is omnipresent, does this mean he is in the toilet water when I am dropping a deuce?
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RE: Random Question Thread
May 19, 2015 at 9:24 am
He is in the water and in the poo, too. He's in the Santorum I crapped out last Sunday morning and He was right in there when it was being made.
Why doesn't Andrew Zimern like walnuts ??
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Random Question Thread
May 19, 2015 at 9:27 am
They killed his family
what's Shamalamadingdong's aka M Night Schmuck's worst fear?
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RE: Random Question Thread
May 19, 2015 at 9:35 am
Because those are female giraffes.
Why are estate agents so useless?
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RE: Random Question Thread
May 19, 2015 at 10:13 am
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If your job description and skill set can be readily emulated by a website, but you still rake in heaps of money, odds are you are parasitic scum.
Why are plants green?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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RE: Random Question Thread
May 19, 2015 at 10:20 am
His onion breath
Where is Horton?
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RE: Random Question Thread
May 19, 2015 at 10:23 am
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Eastern Ontario.
Why can't Ralph Nader get any respect?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Random Question Thread
May 19, 2015 at 10:45 am
He's a nag and a scold
why do all the grapes in the grocery stores suck these days? We had good grapes when I was a kid !!
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