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Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 12:47 am
An 80 year old man walks into a pharmacy and asks the Pharmacist for a prescription of Viagra.
He tells the woman, "I would like you to cut the pills in quarters please."
The woman looks at him and says, " I'm not sure if this will help you sir."
He replies, "Oh, I know I'm too old for sex. I'm just tired of peeing on my shoes all the time."
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RE: Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 1:09 am
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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RE: Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 3:50 am
LOL. Good one.
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RE: Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 5:04 am
(This post was last modified: May 27, 2015 at 5:06 am by Alex K.)
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RE: Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 5:21 am
ITT we learn Alex has finally revealed his true sleeper-agent-spambot colours
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RE: Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 5:23 am
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(May 27, 2015 at 5:21 am)Iroscato Wrote: ITT we learn Alex has finally revealed his true sleeper-agent-spambot colours
I'm in it for the long con. The cars and crushing equipment are just a diversion, my final purpose is yet to be revealed (hint: no, I'm not one of the final five).
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RE: Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 6:35 am
(May 27, 2015 at 5:23 am)Alex K Wrote: I'm in it for the long con. The cars and crushing equipment are just a diversion, my final purpose is yet to be revealed (hint: no, I'm not one of the final five).
Hah, newb. I dare you to play a mafia game. If you join a game, I might consider going back
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RE: Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 8:10 am
(May 27, 2015 at 6:35 am)LastPoet Wrote: (May 27, 2015 at 5:23 am)Alex K Wrote: I'm in it for the long con. The cars and crushing equipment are just a diversion, my final purpose is yet to be revealed (hint: no, I'm not one of the final five).
Hah, newb. I dare you to play a mafia game. If you join a game, I might consider going back
I'm not online consistently enough, no time, mate, no time...
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RE: Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 9:04 am
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(May 27, 2015 at 5:04 am)Alex K Wrote: DWhich reminds me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4RJI8IRXQw
So, Alex, are you into rock crushing equipment because you need it to be able to digest those robust, ricocheting little blue pills?
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RE: Naughty joke
May 27, 2015 at 9:13 am
Not yet, but preparing for old age is never a mistake.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
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