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Naughty joke
#1
Naughty joke
An 80 year old man walks into a pharmacy and asks the Pharmacist for a prescription of Viagra.

He tells the woman, "I would like you to cut the pills in quarters please."

The woman looks at him and says, " I'm not sure if this will help you sir."

He replies, "Oh, I know I'm too old for sex. I'm just tired of peeing on my shoes all the time."
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#3
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LOL. Good one.
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#4
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Which reminds me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4RJI8IRXQw
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#5
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ITT we learn Alex has finally revealed his true sleeper-agent-spambot colours Tongue
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#6
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(May 27, 2015 at 5:21 am)Iroscato Wrote: ITT we learn Alex has finally revealed his true sleeper-agent-spambot colours  Tongue

I'm in it for the long con. The cars and crushing equipment are just a diversion, my final purpose is yet to be revealed (hint: no, I'm not one of the final five).
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#7
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(May 27, 2015 at 5:23 am)Alex K Wrote: I'm in it for the long con. The cars and crushing equipment are just a diversion, my final purpose is yet to be revealed (hint: no, I'm not one of the final five).

Hah, newb. I dare you to play a mafia game. If you join a game, I might consider going back Big Grin
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(May 27, 2015 at 6:35 am)LastPoet Wrote:
(May 27, 2015 at 5:23 am)Alex K Wrote: I'm in it for the long con. The cars and crushing equipment are just a diversion, my final purpose is yet to be revealed (hint: no, I'm not one of the final five).

Hah, newb. I dare you to play a mafia game. If you join a game, I might consider going back Big Grin

I'm not online consistently enough, no time, mate, no time...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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(May 27, 2015 at 5:04 am)Alex K Wrote: DWhich reminds me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4RJI8IRXQw

So, Alex, are you into rock crushing equipment because you need it to be able to digest those robust, ricocheting little blue pills? 

Angel
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Not yet, but preparing for old age is never a mistake.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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