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Microwave distortion of gravitational fields
#11
RE: Microwave distortion of gravitational fields
Needs more rock crushers IMO
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#12
RE: Microwave distortion of gravitational fields
(June 24, 2015 at 2:31 am)Alex K Wrote: It's really simple really:

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I left out the trivial formula for the electromagnetic field, obviously.
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RE: Microwave distortion of gravitational fields
(June 24, 2015 at 2:31 am)Alex K Wrote: It's really simple really:

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I left out the trivial formula for the electromagnetic field, obviously.
I'm having a hard time seeing the microwave oven in that diagram. Could you point it out please?
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RE: Microwave distortion of gravitational fields
(June 24, 2015 at 9:22 am)LostLocke Wrote:
(June 24, 2015 at 2:31 am)Alex K Wrote: It's really simple really:

I left out the trivial formula for the electromagnetic field, obviously.
I'm having a hard time seeing the microwave oven in that diagram. Could you point it out please?

For maximal simplicity (I wouldn't want to overwhelm you with needlessly complicated physics just to show off), I roughly approximated the gravitational effects of the microwave oven by a black hole with an electric charge according to Reissner and Nordström. The black hole is the square where it says "Black Hole". The relevant surface on which all the crap lies would be that on the lower right where it says "Horizon" (if you live in the "Universe", that is)
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RE: Microwave distortion of gravitational fields
It's all due to the bithermication of the antithidlemo in a magnetic field casing maximum decomboblification.
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RE: Microwave distortion of gravitational fields
(June 24, 2015 at 12:41 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: It's all due to the bithermication of the antithidlemo in a magnetic field casing maximum decomboblification.

Well if you want to get technical
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#17
RE: Microwave distortion of gravitational fields
To quote Carl Sagan, how many rivers do we have to cross before finding our way?
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RE: Microwave distortion of gravitational fields
(June 24, 2015 at 10:35 am)Alex K Wrote:
(June 24, 2015 at 9:22 am)LostLocke Wrote: I'm having a hard time seeing the microwave oven in that diagram. Could you point it out please?

For maximal simplicity (I wouldn't want to overwhelm you with needlessly complicated physics just to show off), I roughly approximated the gravitational effects of the microwave oven by a black hole with an electric charge according to Reissner and Nordström. The black hole is the square where it says "Black Hole". The relevant surface on which all the crap lies would be that on the lower right where it says "Horizon" (if you live in the "Universe", that is)

I might print that on a small plaque, and place it on top of the microwave amongst all the junk.
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