Hall of Irony

[Bob Kelso]

It seems AF is in need of another Hall. In this one feel free to post the crème de la crème of ironic statements posted by anyone on the forums. 

A few rules:

1. This isn't a flame thread, it's for shits and giggles. 

2. If it isn't already obvious then post the context, and if it's tl;dr for a single post then give us a link so everyone can get what's going on. 

3. There will be no arguing over the subject matter, that's what the origin threads are for. (All posts are, of course, subject to be removed at the admin's discretion.)

4. Have some fun. 

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To start things off, here's the post that inspired the thread. 

1. Obi-Wan Kenobi died in a lightsabre duel.
2. Kenobi's apprentice and former master saw he had risen and appeared to them.
3. Darth Vader, the persecutor of the Jedi, was suddenly changed.
4. Han Solo, the sceptical pilot for Kenobi, was suddenly changed.
5. Kenobi's robes were found to be empty.

This is proof of what, maybe your ability not to be able to distinguish reality from the movie screen.

GC

Context; Randy's list in his OP