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The best background music for a sexual encounter with your loved one.

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The best background music for a sexual encounter with your loved one.
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The best background music for a sexual encounter with your loved one.
April 19, 2010 at 8:56 am
Post your favorites here. I'm looking to increase my saturday night loving music library.

I'll start with my favorite.

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RE: The best background music for a sexual encounter with your loved one.
April 19, 2010 at 9:00 am (This post was last modified: April 19, 2010 at 9:02 am by Violet.)
ROFLOL

You really don't play that when having sex, do you? ^_^

The images... the images!

ROFLOL

As for my favorite background music for said encounters:
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: The best background music for a sexual encounter with your loved one.
April 19, 2010 at 9:57 am (This post was last modified: April 19, 2010 at 11:55 am by AtheistPhil.)
This reminds me of that sex scene in the movie "Clockwork orange" by Kubrick. Great for sex indeed Wink
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RE: The best background music for a sexual encounter with your loved one.
April 19, 2010 at 10:00 am
I don't know if it's true, but I heard somewhere that "Help me, Rhonda!" has the same beat as muscular contractions during an orgasm.
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RE: The best background music for a sexual encounter with your loved one.
April 19, 2010 at 10:12 am
Had to be done:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxLacN2Dp6A

...and yes, all my sexual encounters last 2 minutes and 7 seconds.
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April 19, 2010 at 10:29 am (This post was last modified: April 19, 2010 at 10:29 am by Thor.)
(April 19, 2010 at 10:12 am)Tiberius Wrote: Had to be done:

I saw a contestant on the old "Gong Show" whose performance was to peel and eat a banana in time with this music. Hysterical! Of course, it would have been funnier if the contestant was a female...
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RE: The best background music for a sexual encounter with your loved one.
April 19, 2010 at 11:29 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RgqeY0UITo
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April 19, 2010 at 1:23 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yl3UMO-TkE
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April 19, 2010 at 1:25 pm
That quick, Leo?
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April 19, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Longer is just showing off.
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